Had to borrow from Susie's barrette drawer to keep my long flowing tresses out of my eyes.
I nearly walked into the grocery with that thing on.
I coulda got beat up for doing something like that.
Just kidding, Mom.
I've simply been avoiding the dreaded task of finding a new "stylist."
(Not to be confused with "someone who cuts hair.")
Because she can't just be a good stylist, she has to be a good conversationalist too.
(You know, to make up for my total lack of social skills.)
So I have since determined that my haircuts ("styles") will now include the cost of an airline ticket.
I hope she likes the Pacific Northwest.
I nearly walked into the grocery with that thing on.
I coulda got beat up for doing something like that.
Just kidding, Mom.
I've simply been avoiding the dreaded task of finding a new "stylist."
(Not to be confused with "someone who cuts hair.")
Because she can't just be a good stylist, she has to be a good conversationalist too.
(You know, to make up for my total lack of social skills.)
So I have since determined that my haircuts ("styles") will now include the cost of an airline ticket.
I hope she likes the Pacific Northwest.
