It's His Party I'll Make Him Wait If I Want To

I figure it's every parent's prerogative to drive their kids nuts.

After all, my parents did it to me.

So when it came time to open presents on his birthday...

Campers had to wait A WHOLE FIVE MINUTES...

While his Ma bustled around getting everything ready...

Namely, finding the presents:

And after a frenzied two minutes, Campers was satisfied that he got everything he ever wanted, and *I* got the satisfaction of building his patience in the process.

Mmmmm-hmmmm.

Happy Birthday, dear... Here's the name of a good therapist.