Friday, November 2, 2007

It Made Me Gasp, It Did


So Zig had been saying for about two hours this morning that he wanted to "lose a tooth" so that he could "get some gum like Campers."

And then I found him like this, which my Freaked Out Mom Brain instantly translated to "The Crazy Goof Went And Knocked His Bloody Tooth Out!!!"

And then I realized it was just his vitamin, which I assume he not only ate, but dragged that wet Fred Flinstone back out of his mouth in order to make his very own red goatee.

That artificial red coloring, it will do a number on a mother, yes it will.